The perfect cinema experience
Whilst starring longingly into Melanies eyes this morning, i had a brainwave thought of genius proportions. Following is my theory –
“Asian people are built for the perfect cinema experience”
why? – well its all in the eyes. Built in widescreen!, yup thats it. Us caucaision people have eyes that are built for the normal tv viewing – square. Whereas asian people are have eyes that are naturally widecreen. How cool is that!?
So, does that mean that they see a lot more ‘extra’ stuff then us caucasian people, just like you see when you watch a widescreen movie as compared to a normal sized movie…
hrmmm i shall ponder on that.
Silly? maybe. But i could be onto somthing here… 
Happy Valetines day too! 
but isn’t it the case that when people are having a good time, they smile? now, when i smile, my eyes almost close shut, especially if i laugh, and i think this is the general case for most asians. then i’d miss stuff. how is that a better movie viewing experience??
Why do they even call it reality TV? I mean isn’t reality getting up having a shower, going to the toilet eating breakfast and working….
Jeesh I guess no one wants to see me sitting in front of the compuyter coding 10 hours a day (or pretending to be coding whilst playing unreal 2004)
If paris hilton doesn’t mind me as a co-star she can fetch coffess while I write PHP…
Fetching you coffee? and thats ALL she would be doing? hrmmmm
Shes a bit skinny though… needs a bit more meat on then bones…