June 27th, 2004

Melanie dear – your on strike two.

Strike three and you cant pick a movie for us to rent and watch ever again.

I say we go back to watching action movies where people get shot and stuff – at least then we dont get dissapointed.

Rented Wild Orchid on dvd this weekend. I dunno how to put it nicely – so here goes.

This movie is complete and utter crap.

Whats it about? – Well for the life of me i couldnt work that out, the blurb thing on the back says something which kinda sounds interesting, but to be honest its not.
I spent the first 30mins trying to figure out the plot, trying to find some kind of storyline to grab hold of – but no. It seemed to jump all over the place, characters would be talking about thinkgs that didnt make sense and were not mentioned elsewhere.

There is this kid in a red t-shirt that appears throughout the movie – and im yet to see a reason for him even being in it, there just doesnt seem to be any kind of plot.

I could go on and on, but its not worth it. DONT RENT THIS MOVIE.

Its a waste of 1 hour and 50 minutes, and youll feel bad for wasting almost 2 hours of your life.