The Man Code
Some of these are funny.
Some i find funny include:
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
14. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
hehe *grunt*
I need a ‘Funny Stuff’ Category or somthing. hrmmm