Life in the Geek Lane

Greetings fellow lunch eaters,

Many rumours have been circulating around about the hungry jacks ‘Quad
Stacker’. A mysterious burger capable of ceasing the arteries of any man
willing to risk his life in the pursuit of burger heaven.

I am here today to debunk these rumours and reveal that the quad stacker
is nothing more then a mutated bacon deluxe not even capable of
approaching the Ultimate double whopper in terms of artery ceasing
goodness, let alone the legendary XXX burger
(http://www.triplexrootbeer.com).

I had originally thought that the ‘double/triple/quad’ stacker promotion
allowed you to increase the meat patties on ANY burger. This is
incorrect as the stacker burgers are in fact separate burgers in their
own right.

The burgers are on the same bun as the bacon deluxe and are made up of
the number of meat patties of your choosing, separated by slices of
cheese. On top of the ’stack’ is bacon and bbq sauce.

As expected, the burger tastes meaty and actually overpowers the bacon
taste quite considerably. I find this a major downfall in the stacker
burger as one of the major features of the Ultimate double whopper and
the XXX Burger are the added ingredients which provide a much more well
rounded taste sensation.

All in all I was quite disappointed with the Quad Stacker. No stomach
ache, no increase in my heart rate, no sensation of passing out. I would
compare the ‘fullness’ value to that of a bacon deluxe, without the
taste.

I consider the legendary stacker burger rumours to now be debunked and
would recommend staying clear of them.

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